This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic..
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt..
Well, I'm a bacteriologist, you know. I live in a nine-hundred-diameter microscope. I can hardly claim to take serious notice of anything that I can ….
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you..
Without sarcasm I sink into chaos..
Well, sir, let us do what we can to curtail this visit, which can hardly be agreeable to you, and is inexpressibly irksome to me..
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads..
At the best, sarcasms, bitter irony, scathing wit, are a sort of swordplay of the mind. You pink your adversary, and he is forthwith dead; and then y….
A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne..
Sarcasm, as it turned out--even when it was instinctive and quick--cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape..
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm..
Sarcasm was a weapon for children..
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm..
Poison." he said, deadpan. "That's an unusual name to give your child. You must love her very much." She's a treasure." Bram agreed, blithely ignoing….
Nothing sharpens the arrow of sarcasm so keenly as the courtesy that polishes it; no reproach is like that we clothe with a smile and present with a ….
Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden..
People don't understand sarcasm, like, they take everything too seriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating..
There is a great need for a sarcasm font..
The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were..
My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother….
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him..