Muscles come and go; flab lasts..
What's in the cave, Russell?' Madigan asked with heavy sarcasm. I shrugged. 'Rocks. Lots of 'em.' 'Don't patronize me.' His voice lowered to a hiss. ….
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced..
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music..
You have delighted us long enough..
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.' 'And yet it is still extremely funny..
Keep up," said an irritable voice in her ear. It was Jace, who had dropped back to walk beside her. "I don't want to have to keep looking behind me t….
Sarcasm and compassion are two of the qualities that make life on Earth tolerable..
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks..
There are too many confusing things present. Things I know. Thoughts I have. Sarcasm. Things I think I ought to be doing and places I ought to be goi….
They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure t….
My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that..
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer..
The more repression there is, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that repression. But too often sarcasm pass….
And sometimes, if I was really, really lucky, he’d smile at me. A real smile, too—not the dry one that accompanied the sarcasm we tossed around so of….
When I first started writing, I was living in England and I had that uniquely English sense of sarcasm, which has definitely seemed to have left me. ….
Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they….
The spirit of sarcasm lives and thrives in the midst of universal wreck; its balls are enchanted and itself invulnerable, and it braves retaliations ….
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued..
The best way to sell yourself to others is first to sell the others to yourself. Check yourself against this list of obstacles to a pleasing personal….
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If ….