Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor..

You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be..

It wasn't Liza Minnelli. It was the woman I loved..

Nothing is worth doing pointlessly..

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's..

I loved all the parts of him, even the ones I didn't understand..

Love can tame the wildest..

I don't believe there should be any restrictions when it comes to firearms. None..

To dance is to live!.

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else..

‎A change of work is the best rest..

I was crazily, deeply, incredibly, joyously, terrifiedly in love..

A friend is one who says, I've time, when others have to rush..

I could dispense with life sooner than with your love..

Life lends itself to fear..

If I spent all my time fearing the things I should, I'd never stop screaming..

I've concluded that I learned far more from my failures than from my successes..

I have a cultured manner of speaking..

Leisure, not work, should be our primary goal..

Shirley MacLaine: what an asshole..

A woman is more than the sum of her parts..