In a certain sense, this guy - who is one of the most evil people in the book - he's not really that bad at running the show, because he knows what h….
I learned really valuable lessons from 'Blue's Clues.' I'd repeat them every day. 'You can do things. You are smart..
My life now could not be better..
I was okay with school. My sister Kourtney was extremely smart. I always read a little slower..
Someone else's success is not your failure..
No one can take away the days that we conquered..
Do not serve time, let time serve you..
...friendship is something you do..
I am one of those for whom superfluity is a necessity..
Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting..
We are what we are..
nobody ever finds the one.
I don't waste money on smart, expensive clothes..
Do not destroy what you cannot create..
Whatever I do is out of love..
No one will ever touch Elvis.
There are things that inform the works, but that doesn't go anywhere near what you're actually looking at..
Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..
You read best what you read most..
I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..
The Daily Show writers are incredibly smart and very well plugged-in but occasionally they would need me for certain specific things, and I'd be like….