You read best what you read most..
I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..
The Daily Show writers are incredibly smart and very well plugged-in but occasionally they would need me for certain specific things, and I'd be like….
It's really good to be here and as I always say, it's really good to be anywhere!.
I don't like things that aren't true..
Friendship neither finds nor makes equals..
There's nobody playing better than J.R. Sweezy.
What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something? If you were that smart….
To be smart, spend carefully. To be wise, save regularly. To be genius, give extravagantly..
I totally understand OJ. I get it..
I like the TV format. I like how fast it is..
It has long been my boast that I can read or eat anything. But unfortunately, although I eat like a Hoover, I read so slowly that I am always on the ….
I cannot explain something that no one has ever figured out..
Act because you love to act..
I'm no George Brett, and I probably never will be..
I prefer true over happy now..
You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of..
I love working with smart-funny people..
God only wants for us what we would want for ourselves if we were smart enough to want it..
Do not seek to be loved at any price, because Love has no price..
I am many things, but one of the things I am is a lesbian..