I love cigarettes. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is..

Tobacco, divine, rare, superexcellent tobacco, which goes far beyond all the panaceas, potable gold, and philosophers stones, a sovereign remedy to a….

I'm not maximized yet..

Everybody smokes! Models, actresses, everyone! Don't they realize that it's gross? I understand it's an addiction, but it still pains me to see my fr….

I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechani….

I like sayers of no better than I like sayers of yes..

"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer.".

I totally understand OJ. I get it..

It is entirely up to us to invent our own lives..

I love anything that haunts me...and never leaves.

Never, never have I been loved as I love others!.

There is, quite literally, nothing to understand..

Everybody counts or nobody counts.

Find your center and stay there..

Be bold, and everywhere be bold..

Those who love most, see most..

I wasn't under the impersonation you meant me..

I will always have a stutter..

Oh, I know: If you're fat, let's not blame you, let's sue McDonalds! Oh, for cryin' out loud, hey, if you smoke, not your fault, it's the tobacco com….

I do like that idea that music can work on two levels, and you only pick up on the second one after a few listens..

Those who talk loudly are rarely listened to..