I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else..

I would never say that I'm not going to do something. I like not being limited..

I even watched Mulholland Drive in French... it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either..

One of the great regrets of my life is that I smoked. If I could say anything to anybody starting out in life it would be, 'Whatever you do, don't sm….

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

If it's good enough for beagles, it's good enough for me..

When will you learn that there isn't a word for everything?.

When the movies first started, audiences were dumbstruck to see actresses walking around in evening gowns. They'd never seen anything like that. They….

Love comes from the strangest places..

I'm constantly being visually stimulated..

I talk by playing, not by words..

Compete with yourself, not with others..

But let the good prevail..

If we believe [Obama] to be a good man who would never kill noncombatants in a cafe in Houston, sitting out in a sidewalk cafe, smoking - oh, that's ….

We've got to get in to get out..

I could never be James Bond..

And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working..

It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus a….

How could she tell him that we come to love those who save us?.

Love, Cough, & a Smoke, can't well be hid..