Originality is not doing something no one else has ever done, but doing what has been done countless times with new life, new breath..

Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin..

The older you get the more you understand what you're doing.

Stop shoulding on yourself.

Needing something is not the same thing as being interested in the thing itself..

When it comes to asking for raise, you just have to do it in the right way. You may get a no, and that's fine, but ask and make sure you know when yo….

By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

I'm basically a libertarian. I don't want to restrict anyone from doing anything unless it's going to harm me. I don't want [to] pass a law stopping ….

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

I was hired as a penciler..

God is always at work around you..

We simply have not kept in touch with poetry.

Basically what's happening is I'm pleading guilty to possessing and having plants and not guilty to the charges of supply..

Every intentional act is a magical act..

For to a folysshe demaunde behoueth a folysshe ansuere..

The earth is round, smoking is linked to lung cancer, gravity makes things fall, and humans are warming the planet. Scientists strongly agree on all ….

What America needs is a good five-cent cigar..

My motto is: walk expropriating and igniting, always leaving behind me howls of moral offenses and smoking trunks of old things..

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