Someone suggested the Kaiser Chiefs while we were looking for a band name. We had so many ideas ourselves, at least one of us had said no to every id….

I lived and languished..

I know it's going to sound cheesy, but I love show business. I love doing comedy, I love that I get to do all this with my friends..

Always be more than you appear and never appear to be more than you are..

The last loud trumpet's wondrous sound, Shall thro' the rending tombs rebound, And wake the nations under ground..

The latest trend seems to be these DJs doing pre-recorded sets, in perfect pitch with the lights & acts on stage. Everything is centred around the ac….

There is something in us that can be without us, and will be after us, though indeed it hath no history of what it was before us, and cannot tell how….

Words will be just words till you bring them to life.

I am occasionally loveable but for the most part I’m like loving a raincloud..

The simpler things are, the happier they are..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

The sound of the harpsichord resembles that of a bird-cage played with toasting-forks..

The more you talk about something, the less accurate it gets..

Time punishes us by taking everything, but it also saves us - by taking everything.

As strange as it sounds, meditation may reveal that we are happier than we thought we were. We may discover that ancient conditioning rather than pre….

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

Because love, love never finishes..

I do what I do because I love it..

Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to t….

Notes, usually to be musical, have to move in or out. They don't sound like clarinets!.

Since I learned English, I've become a motormouth!.