Quotes on Stupid

I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and fears of inebriety is like a half-drowned stupid wretch condemned to labor unceasingly in water; but a now-and-then tribute to Bacchus is like the cold bath, bracing and invigorating.

War means blind obedience, unthinking stupidity, brutish callousness, wanton destruction, and irresponsible murder.

A prince... must learn from the fox and the lion... One must be a fox in order to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten off wolves. Those who act simply as lions are stupid. So it follows that a prudent ruler cannot, and must not, honour his word when it places him at a disadvantage and when the reasons for which he made his promise no longer exist.

I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin' ready to hang himself.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!

Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.

Property is theft. Nobody "owns" anything. When you die, it all stays here.

No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.

The stupidity of men always invites the insolence of power.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.