The whites are the same everywhere. I see them every day..

There are no rules. Let the picture lead you where it must go..

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things..

I've aged, but grown up? No..

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis..

If you jump out of a plane without a parachute, does that make you brave? No, I think that makes you stupid. I will never play without the mask again..

[about Planned Parenthood] It is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism - ….

Accidental stacks considered harmful..

It's never over till it's over with a friend..

Skeptics, who flatly deny the existence of any unexplained phenomenon in the name of 'rationalism,' are among the primary contributors to the rejecti….

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying..

For we put the thought of all that we love into all that we make..

The days passed, as they do, and life went on..

I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to res….

Protecting yourself from failure is probably not a good way to live..

If you can't understand the blues, you don't know much.

You have to really have a taste for being alone to be a writer..

All religions do not point to God.

We live in a very gynophobic society.

Not being happy really is my fear..