Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Pray. Trust God. Enjoy life. Don't let the little things get you down..

Because you have only known me for like fourteen seconds and seven of those were us making out and you still know more about me than all of my friend….

I really fell in love with Africa..

I mean how do you know what you're going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don't. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it's a stupid quest….

Do what's right and you'll never go wrong..

I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes..

Pop music can somehow survive being inhibited and mangled by its harsh and stupid commercial chains, and there is surely irreducible potential becaus….

Hope can get you through anything..

I was desperate to do more TV and film. Because I considered myself to be a theater creature. A theater animal. I was convinced that I was going to b….

When it comes to asking for raise, you just have to do it in the right way. You may get a no, and that's fine, but ask and make sure you know when yo….

By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..

I'm loving N.Y., and words can't even describe how happy I am to be here..

The Bible is still the only dirty book I've ever read, at least in its current incarnation as a weapon of the homophobes. Bible scholarship keeps try….

For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

Primitive does not mean stupid..

Catholicism has made man stupid, but it has not degraded him; it has introduced as many good and beautiful things as bad things. The United States ha….

I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

I believe in America. I'm one of those silly flag wavers..