Things do not exist until they begin to appear..

And now the sequence of events in no particular order..

Are you afraid of falling, baby? No, I’m afraid of landing. [He’s laughing, and I’m smiling.] Stupid idiot smile, don’t you know what comes next?.

I just want people to see that I do my own stuff, that I'm not stupid, and I can make fun of myself..

You see, I'm a mighty proud gal and I can't for the life of me, find any valid reason why anyone should lie about their origin or anything else for t….

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?.

It would be stupid tameness, and unaccountable folly, for whole nations to suffer one unreasonable, ambitious and cruel man, to wanton and riot in th….

Photogenic is a stupid, nonsensical word, but it is also a great mystery..

A synopsis of every story we do: someone gets over their own stupid ass..

It's natural to feel fear. All great warriors are afraid. Only the stupid and the delusional are not..

Never do yourself, what you can con professionals into doing for you..

I tried to write things, but they were so ridiculous and stupid and impossible and I had not a clue what they were, so that delusion went on for a lo….

The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid..

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat..

We are all selfish, scared and stupid..

I want to make you faint. I will make you faint. You've had this coming to you for years. None of the fools you've known have kissed you like this - ….

I'm never happy with anything..

In the creative process, my ego has always been a huge tyrant ... a dictator and kind of rude and very misleading, because sometimes when I'm doing s….

I'm ashamed to say this, but I watched every episode of 'Starsky and Hutch' as a kid. I loved that show, but now I think it's stupid - they'd have a ….

I get criticized for anything I do..

You can't reach your potential without haters..