Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my target was not so much evil, but benign stupidity people doing stupid things without realising or, instead, thinking they were doing good.
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions.
One always has the idea of a stupid man as perfectly healthy and ordinary, and of illness as making one refined and clever and unusual.
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Some stories, she’d say, the more you tell them, the faster you use them up. Those kind, the drama burns off, and every version, they sound more silly and flat. The other kind of story, it uses you up. The more you tell it, the stronger it gets. Those kind of stories only remind you how stupid you were. Are. Will always be.
The law is the collective organization of the individual's right to lawful defense of his life, liberty and property. When it is used for anything else, no matter how noble the cause, it becomes perverted and justice is weakened. Thus, the law has become perverted by stupid greed and false philanthropy.
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.
Fear is stupid. So are regrets.
The majority never has right on its side. Never, I say! That is one of these social lies against which an independent, intelligent men must wage war. Who is it that constitute the majority of the population in a country? Is it the clever folk, or the stupid? I don't imagine you will dispute the fact that at present the stupid people are in an absolutely overwhelming majority all the world over.
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them.
For most of us, I think it's easier to admit doing wrong than being stupid.
How could I have been so stupid to ignore everything I’d had in my life? The color red alone was worth kingdoms.
Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.
...if you are overdressed, it is a comment on them. If you are under dressed, it is a comment on you.
But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid.
There are huge advertising budgets only when there's no difference between the products. If the products really were different, people would buy the one that's better. Advertising teaches people not to trust their judgment. Advertising teaches people to be stupid.
Fear can be one of the most destructive emotions. It is, of course, also very important, in that fear sometimes stops you from doing stupid things. But it can also stop you from doing creative or exciting or experimental things. It can cloud your judgement of others, and lead to all kinds of evil. The control and understanding of our personal fears is one of the most important undertakings of our lives.
Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.
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