Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..
There's a point when you go with what you've got. Or you don't go..
Life is so fast these days, and we're exposed to so much information. Television makes us a witness to such misery..
You know, women have a history of just being - we've been told all our lives not to say - in the fifties you couldn't say birth or even be pregnant h….
I was initially a leading man, but only on television..
Music has always been in me..
I don't think I miss anything by not watching television..
Now that I work as a professional model, I advise people to stay away from any television shows. It's a waste of your time; it's just entertainment. ….
Television is an instrument which can paralyze this country..
I have been very fortunate in that I'm not doing all network shows or all cable shows, television has really become a year-round process in the way t….
Rehabilitate the germs that cause bad breath..
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One accumulates or one gets accumulated..
Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed..
Jeb Bush is the new John Connelly..
One of the big secrets of finding time is not to watch television..
Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..
Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
In truth, ayahuasca is the television of the forest..
I'm into women. I just really like women a lot..
It cannot be considered success unless you are smiling..