Every experience is worth having..

The more music you love, the happier you will be..

Beauty is where you find it..

Poorer people tend to watch more television because they can't afford other diversions..

I am service-centric. I always intend to leave places better than I find them..

Television is like a great monster, eating your gags as fast as you say them..

Let's go back, back to the Beginning..

Without an education, you won't have a future..

All you do is get on and start pedaling . . ..

Things don't exist until they exist..

There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You..

I hope to continue working in film, television and theatre..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

Everybody's slow right now, there's nothing happening musically, everybody's all on cable television and being manipulated by all the television righ….

It's only the dead who'll tell you the truth..

Truth cannot be imparted, it must be inflicted..

Your patience will be rewarded..

The Palace is a good theater, you can see from everywhere..

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding..

Ultimately, leadership is more about 'being' than 'doing.'.