I'm the only thing I'll ever hold against you..

I don't compete with others, but compete with myself..

Hitler was a teetotalitarian..

I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis..

The mouthier I got, the more I'd be celebrated..

Can'ttrustpeople. Won'tdoanygood. They'llkillyoueverytime. They'llkilleachother. They'llkilleveryone..

It's funny how the history of Jeb Bush is going to be rewritten..

Yeah I got a question: Any more excuses tonight, Roy?.

God's been good to me, He really has..

Do not expect good from another's death..

Love and say it with your life..

I have seen myself backward..

Death, only, renders hope futile..

Thought attracts that upon which it is directed..

Superman is not as innately cool as Batman..

After my 1985 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn my act in….

Meaning that if you live in the moment, so to speak, we play today, and tonight we're done..

Liverpool will be without Kvarme tonight - he's illegible..

I'm not really into movies on dates because you can't chat it up..

Nothing someone says before the word 'but' really counts..

The religion of the Bible is wholly supernatural..