Id rather be with Dracula than the Wolfman..

My first choice had always been my father. He's still my first pick. Now that the nominating process is over, tonight, I'm happy to announce that I'm….

We're gonna have some fun tonight..

When I got a call from Los Angeles to do the Tonight Show, I considered it more of an inconvenience than an opportunity..

Do you not see the Madonna always beside the tabernacle?.

You must not allow yourself to be advised, cautioned, influenced, persuaded.

Each sudden gust of light explains itself as flames, but neither they, nor even bombs redoubled on the hills tonight can quite include me in their fe….

This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever..

It is up to us not to bury that potential we have..

Some things just have to be believed to be seen..

I have wished you something None of the others would..

Maybe I am not French, maybe I am from nowhere..

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning..

Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do. ~Gem.

Americans are so direct. They'd ask me, 'What's your five-year plan? Do you have a five-year plan?' I don't know what I'm having for my tea tonight l….

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

Maybe it's what we don't say/that saves us..

Like many things, I am nothing..

Surely all of us are nerved by one another, catch courage from one another..

You make a movie for 9k for the freedom it allows you..

Women are the life force we look at for their beauty..