Never pray for justice, because you might get some..
To me, there is no more conscientious umpire in the Major Leagues than Jim Joyce. He gives you a hellacious effort every time..
I have reached the point where I know that as long as I sit down to write, the ideas will come. What they will be, I don't know..
Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results..
What do I care about Jupiter? Justice is a human issue, and I do not need a god to teach it to me..
The liberal groups spent months raising money so they could take down anyone President Bush nominated. But they have not been able to touch judge Rob….
I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules..
For a few years, more people have been leaving our country than entering it. Wherever it is possible, we must lower the entry hurdles for those who b….
Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire..
In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you..
What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise..
Never judge a work of art by its defects..
Nobody wants a judge to be subject to the political whim of the moment..
Great progress was made when arbitration treaties were concluded in which the contracting powers pledge in advance to submit all conflicts to an arbi….
When you're in your early 20s your love life seems to explode every 20 minutes or so. By the time you've reached your thirties, it is every five or t….
My aim was to safeguard justice, without doing harm to our war effort..
Take pride in your work at all times. Remember, respect for an umpire is created off the field as well as on..
Being an umpire wasn't such a tough job. You really have to understand only two things and that's maintaing discipline and knowing the rule book..
I loved being a judge, and sometimes I miss the power of the gavel, but this is a lot more fun..
The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself..
Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing.