Bette Midler can say four-letter words and make you love it..

What could be worse than having to be seen resorting to your own life..

Better to be screwed physically than financially..

There was a time when He was not..

Faith is agreeing with God and saying what He says about you..

When I began to read, I began to exist.

Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit..

I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities in burkhas..

History is always repeating itself, but each time the price goes up..

Ontogeny re-capitulates phylogeny..

A text is evolutionary by its very nature..

We are not going to let Donald Trump bankrupt America the way he bankrupted his casinos..

If I could only turn the etch-a-sketch of my life upside down..

The coming of the printing press must have seemed as if it would turn the world upside down in the way it spread and, above all, democratized knowled….

I liked the place I came from. But a lot of what I liked about it was that I had come from there..

In seven days God had created the Earth. In a single day mankind had turned it upside down..

Once you'd resolved to go, there was nothing to it at all..

Liberals got gay marriage, and now they got this transgender thing going and at full speed. The things that are being aimed at undermining what have ….

We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead..

The best path between two points is upside-down, between, then inside-out and round again..

Pranking is ultimately turning the world upside down. It's in good fun..