You're not going to learn how to do it until you do it..

I live quite an unsettled life..

I always have something going on..

Some of the routines come back very easily. We do it off the top of our heads..

Once I started performing I knew that's what I wanted to do with my life. But you have to work really hard to be a performer..

All I do is make photos. It's my life..

There are some things that you can work on immediately..

I don't live to work; I work to live..

I wanted to push the envelope, and I wanted to go so far as to actually offend both the liberals and the right. I think I have succeeded..

And some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves..

Presuasion is what you say immediately before you deliver your message that leverages your success tremendously..

Why would I endorse the hibachi grill when I am the hibachi grill?.

Cloning interferon was not something I wanted to get into..

You haven't seen me in my own ads. You don't see my logo all over my clothes. From the beginning, I wanted the clothes to stand on their own..

Never point at anything beige and call it cool..

Now everyone is prouder and poorer.

I do to others what they do to me, only worse..

Now is now. Are you going to be here or not?.

Everything we see is inside our own heads..

They memorize everything and learn... nothing..

In my day everything wasn't so PC..