It is much more rewarding to do more with less..

As a viewer, I'm personally less interested in the damaged, white, middle-class male figuring out his dreams and more interested in maybe an underdog….

White people don't sing together very often, and when they do, it's about the celebrity of the song. The singing at my shows is all about harmony..

And some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves..

I tend to stay away from the comics..

I got one that can throw but can't catch, and one that can catch but can't throw, and one who can hit but can't do either..

You can make history, or you will be vilified by it..

But the word of the Gospel is not as the word of an earthly prince..

You know, I say in my lyrics, "Every word I write will be analyzed by somebody white." It's just that I know that this sh*t is just not gonna fall on….

No faith is our own that we have not arduously won..

We remember Kurt Cobain for what he was: Caring, generous, and sweet. Let's keep the music with us. We'll always have it..

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing..

Then Carol slipped her arm under her neck, and all the length of their bodies touched fitting as if something had prearranged it. Happiness was like ….

The more you invest in your happiness, the more happiness will invest in you..

I'm going to kill them all.

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'Y….

I don't like overt traditionalism..

I always felt like Broadway was not for me - in terms of ticket price, in terms of what was on there. I never saw myself reflected in the mirror of t….

I've got two Rolexes that I'm very proud of - a gold Presidential that was a gift and a white gold one I gifted myself. I'm trying to step my game up….

Life's about changing. Nothing ever stays the same..

We are, after all, homo economicus..