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They’ve taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-….

Today Obama was seen leaving the White House in a nurse's uniform on a flight to Cuba to smother Castro with a pillow..

Jen, we did it. Everyone's free now..

The English have only three sauces - a white one, a brown one and a yellow one, and none of them have any flavor whatever..

We take what what we can get..

I'm a professional food eater..

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!.

I'm never afraid of research. I relish it!.

Living, it can be sad too..

It's the one species I wouldn't mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth. I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti….

The world is like a little marsh filled with mint and white hawthorn..

I stray away from formulaic, the formatted..

Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?.

When I look in the mirror, I see an ever-unfolding process..

Enthusiasm is ever a gracious, pardonable thing, because in its essentials are youth and zeal and all high, white-hot qualities whose roots strike no….

I love making my Instagram look cohesive - look like a Tumblr page almost. When they all make sense colorwise, or when you add those white borders to….

There's a lot of things you can't control. But you can always be a pro..

I heard Joby Talbot's Hovercraft piece for orchestra and felt its immediate physical impact - visceral, unsettling, hungry and direct. These short fi….

When you don’t have much, having less isn’t so bad..

Senator Joe Biden is pretty clean and articulate for a white guy..