Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please..

You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns..

Take my wife... Please!.

My wife is my best friend. The thought that people are afraid to go home to their partners for fear of being abused physically or emotionally makes m….

The asp doth on his feeder feed..

There are a lot of good memories, and because I was injured, during the rehab, I met my wife. The tennis was very good but the injuries were good for….

I just want to get the most money I can..

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife..

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

You got to go along to get along..

The 'leisured' wife was a badge of achievement, the ornament to hard work and virtue for families on the way up..

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement..

I was indicted on two federal conspiracies. My wife was on the Ten Most Wanted list. That's what fascism was going to look like. That's what it did l….

Life begins when we decide it's going to begin for us..

Whenever I get into something, I shut out everything else..

My daughter lived with my wife being ill since she was 2..

As so often, a political event involving Donald Trump looks like swinging wildly between melodrama and farce. The Republican National Convention in C….

the more you live the more things reflect all around you!!!!.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife..

I'm a professional food eater..

There are no more liberals Theyve all been mugged..