It's great to be back on terra cotta.

Business is business and politics is politics and never between shall meet..

He tried to give his wife pleasure in little ways, because he had come to realize, after nearly two decades together, how often he disappointed her i….

Everything was invented when somebody was alone..

Politics has slain its thousands, but religion has slain its tens of thousands..

Two beheadings out of six wives is too many..

When a man induces his wife to turn suspicious thoughts against her own father, then that is surely cause enough for resentment..

I know what I want! And I just go for it..

men love their wives not because of their virtues, but in spite of them..

You can have it all, but not all at once..

There you are, sir. There's nothing more than to love and be loved..

I'm leaving because I want to spend more time with my wife in Chicago..

It takes at least one to make a marriage..

When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last..

My wife says I'm only comfortable when there's a fight. And it's true. The thing that motivates me is struggle..

My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy..

My wife is really unhappy with my agent. But I'm the big winner..

Has anybody seen my tambourine?.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country..

Pastors started killing their church members and church members killed pastors. Husbands killed wives. It's a situation no one can describe..

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash..