Quotes on Witty Marriage

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.