I am occasionally loveable but for the most part I’m like loving a raincloud..

The simpler things are, the happier they are..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts..

The more you talk about something, the less accurate it gets..

Time punishes us by taking everything, but it also saves us - by taking everything.

Common sense is not so common..

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get..

Because love, love never finishes..

I do what I do because I love it..

Since I learned English, I've become a motormouth!.

It is really a tightrope sort of thing, living..

There is hardly anybody good for everything, and there is scarcely anybody who is absolutely good for nothing..

I see only what you see, but I notice what I see..

The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to be able to quote another's wit..

Observe it, the vulgar often laugh, but never smile, whereas well-bred people often smile, and seldom or never laugh. A witty thing never excited lau….

The more seriously you take yourself, the less others will..

I worked as hard as I could. I was always the first one on the ice, and the last one off..

I don't call myself an expert because I've played experts. I know a little bit about very little. But it's very hard to not be drawn into saying some….

As actors we're supposed to be our character's advocate..