Quotes on Witty

I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.

And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!

Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves.

Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.

The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.

Hell is a half-filled auditorium.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Under every stone lurks a politician.