History is not just cruel. It is witty..

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small..

It is one of the most hauntingly beautiful places in the world, the history is fascinating, the men are handsome and the whisky is delicious. But don….

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman..

Remorse presupposes enough self-forgetfulness to feel the pain ofothers..

This is how we court girls in America. We grab them and kiss them. And if they don't like it, we do it again, harder and longer, until they surrender….

My main problem is that over and over again, I try to get all my characters to say stuff that I think is so witty or erudite you know, so that everyb….

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do….

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?.

You have to count on living every single day in a way you believe will make you feel good about your life - so that if it were over tomorrow, you'd b….

We cannot see how the evidence afforded by the unquestioned progressive development of organised existence-crowned as it has been by the recent creat….

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick..

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you..

I didn't like parties.I didn't know how to dance and people frightened me, especially people at parties. They attempted to be sexy and gay and witty ….

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy..

People don't buy from clowns..

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height..

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it..

No man is good enough to govern another man without the other's consent..

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death..

Sons branch out, but one woman leads to another..