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This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

There is a statue of limitation.

I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police - the GOP.

The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.

He treats me like the dirt under my feet.

I paid too much for it, but it's worth it.

I have been laid up with intentional flu.

We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir.

True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a definite answer. I won't say yes, and I won't say no - but I'm giving you a definite maybe.

I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

Tell them to stand closer apart.

In two words, impossible.

Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.

I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.

They stayed away in droves.

You fail to overlook the crucial point.

Gentlemen, include me out.

Don't improve it into a flop!

"Yes, but that's our strongest weak point."

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.