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He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.

Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally.

Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.

Science should be on tap, not on top.

Faced with having to change our views or prove that there is no need to do so, most of us immediately get busy on the proof.

No man should travel until he has learned the language of the country he visits. Otherwise he voluntarily makes himself a great baby - so helpless and so ridiculous.

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

The devil's most devilish when respectable.

A fool and his words are soon parted.

The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.

A business must have a conscience as well as a counting house.

When I think of Cool Britannia I think of old people dying of hypothermia.

Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.

Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as i can remember, I started yours too.

When will you start asking different questions? Better questions?

I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "with love, shan rukh"

I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor

If you like me, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards

I am like a Rolls- Royce. I can run without an engine, purely on reputation

Given a choice between hearing my daughter say "I'm pregnant" or "I used a condom", most mothers would get up in the middle of the night and buy them herself.

If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age