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If you ask that question again ma'am, I will have to ask you your age

The real fact of the matter is that nobody reads ads. People read what interests them, and sometimes it's an ad.

There are a lot of great technicians in advertising. And unfortunately they talk the best game. They know all the rules. They can tell you that people in an ad will get you greater readership. They can tell you that a sentence should be this short or that long. They can tell you that body copy should be broken up for easier reading. They can give you fact after fact after fact. They are the scientists of advertising. But there's one little rub. Advertising is fundamentally persuasion and persuasion happens to be not a science, but an art.

Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby.

It is my opinion that a man's soul may be buried and perish under a dung-heap, or in a furrow field, just as well as under a pile of money.

I can't sing very well but I'd like to try.

Great God! This is an awful place.

If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly.

People don't buy from clowns.

Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

The English never draw a line without blurring it.

Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.

There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

I identify more with women than with men. I guess I have a strong feminine side.