With kids, they don't do what you want them to do when you want them to do it. Organizations don't necessarily, either. You've got to listen. You've ….
I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!.
Men who do not make advances to women are apt to become victims to women who make advances to them..
Women do not transgress the bounds of decorum so often as men; but when they do, they go greater lengths..
It is not however, adulthood itself, but parenthood that forms the glass shroud of memory. For there is an interesting quirk in the memory of women. ….
Two women can't share a house comfortably, no matter how fond they might be of each other. It's got to be one woman's kitchen..
I think there's a sense of power women don't get till we're older when we say, 'This is the line, and you're not stepping over it..
The uselessness and expensiveness of modern women multiply bachelors..
Modern women ... they don't sew your pockets ... forget that..
She is a peacock in everything but beauty!.
Since love is folly, a foolish woman is more dangerous than a wise one..
With women, the heart argues, not the mind..
Anytime a woman competes with another woman she demeans herself..
In the sacred precinct of that dwelling where the despotic woman wields the sceptre of fierce neatness, one treads as if he carried his life in his h….
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. Will Rogers The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can b….
People might not agree with me, but I think a woman should have a feminine shape, something you can get your hands on. You, on the other hand, look l….
No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity..
Money is the great power today. Men sell their souls for it. Women sell their bodies for it. Others worship it. The money power has grown so great th….
The woman who has the best perfume is she who has none..
Pleasure is to a woman what the sun is to the flower: if moderately enjoyed, it beautifies, it refreshes, and it improves; if immoderately, it wither….
Men get laid, but women get screwed..