WOMAN, n. An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication..
After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can lo….
I may be able to spot arrowheads on the desert but a refrigerator is a jungle in which I am easily lost. My wife, however, will unerringly point out ….
But all ladies think they weigh too much..
Women ... have long been discouraged from the awareness and forthright expression of anger. Sugar and spice are the ingredients from which we are mad….
What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober..
That, let us rail at women, scorn and flout 'em, We may live with, but cannot live without 'em..
A woman is a sometime thing..
When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, 'I look like a transvestite,' I love it..
I was happy over little things: mango sorbet, and running, and the way my feet felt touching the ground when I ran..
Your mother doesn't own you. Your father doesn't own you. You own you..
When women get together, they tell stories. This is how it has always been. Telling stories is our way of saying who we are, where we have come from,….
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain..
Women were the ones that held the reins, it emerged..
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted..
Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands..
It will be great when it's not such a big deal when a woman gets a good job..
women have no existence except in love; the history of their life begins and ends with love!.
The greater part of what women write about women is mere sycophancy to man..
When a woman says she won't, it's a good sign that she will. And when she says she will, it is an even better sign..
I just want you to be yourself. Be a bigger yourself..