Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school..

People may talk about the equality of the sexes! They are not equal. The silent smile of a sensible, loving woman will vanquish ten men..

Feminine intuition, a quality perhaps even rarer in women than in men..

Great ladies ... are like the best sauces -- it is better not to know how they are made..

I'm not fighting. I just telling you what's right..

The sleek, expensive girls I teach, Younger and pinker every year, Bloom gradually out of reach..

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art..

Say goodbye to the age-old stereotypes of seduction. Seductive, but not a seductress, a woman wears a scent to reveal her personality..

Yes, you can have it all, but not all at the same time. Set your own priorities, trust your gut and follow your heart..

If everybody would just stop talking, my job would be a lot easier..

You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn't doing anyone any favors, least of all yo….

Yes, I'm a feminist, because I see all women as smart, gifted and tough..

There is no solid satisfaction in any career for a woman like myself. There is no home, no true freedom, no hope, no joy, no expectation for tomorrow….

A woman is a sometime thing..

The only causes of regret are laziness, outbursts of temper, hurting others, prejudice, jealousy, and envy..

It's good practice to be silly. It's good for you..

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs.All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they star….

I think for me the best thing about being a woman is that I get credit for things I should be doing anyway..

Taught from infancy that beauty is woman's sceptre, the mind shapes itself to the body, and roaming round its gilt cage, only seeks to adorn its pris….

It has been women who have breathed gentleness and care into the hard progress of humankind..

The beauty of a woman transcends all other forms of beauty, as well in the sweetness of its suggestions, as in the fervor of the admiration it awaken….