I actually eat a lot..

NOBODY messes with "The Bad Guy"!.

I was hired as a penciler..

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine..

I have never voted in my life..

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!.

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet ….

You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!.

God is always at work around you..

Don't sing it, bring it..

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me aweso….

Hard work pays off, dreams come true. Bad times don't last, but BAD GUYS do..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

Chavo or Kerwin White or whatever his name is! He called me stupid..

Spin-offs were never really my thing..

I have been to rehab nine times. They were high dollar and some of the best ones around. Vince has picked up the tab the last couple of times. If you….

I do everything The Miz needs me to do. I make sure everything goes smoothly. If I can get involved in the match when the referee is not looking. You….

We simply have not kept in touch with poetry.

No one can be cured of being who they are..

The great appear great to us..