When it comes to asking for raise, you just have to do it in the right way. You may get a no, and that's fine, but ask and make sure you know when yo….

By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

Festus, you're such a great listener..

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!.

I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..

I'm loving N.Y., and words can't even describe how happy I am to be here..

For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

Survey says: one more for the bad guys..

I'm not afraid of a party!.

I just got called Nigel..

This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!.

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

NOBODY messes with "The Bad Guy"!.

I was hired as a penciler..

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine..