When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure..

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

There is no opposition party. And the party that is in power is falling apart. Doesn't that kind of mean the country's falling apart? I don't wanna b….

I think that's always been part of the thinking behind the script, that - and I really tried really hard to impress that upon the staff of the show, ….

Whether the Republicans intentions are good or evil - I pretty much assume that they're evil - but no matter what, man, when the people in charge mak….

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes..

We did our best to do a Fox show, frankly, I don't think the difficulties we had at Fox would be exclusive to Fox. It's tough to be funny, because th….

Fame is not your friend. It ain't necessarily your enemy. It is what it is..

I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won't look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very….

But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there's a difference in the people, and I had health care..

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story..

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism..

I think there's a lot of good and bad to L.A. One of the things you have to consider is that you can, if you're lucky, make a decent living here. Tha….

It's difficult to overcome what you're getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just maki….

I went to Havana, and I was like, "Wow, there's culture everywhere!" That was one thing that I did notice when I went to Cuba was that artists are pa….

Don't get me wrong, it definitely ain't the Democratic Party either. They're so bad, I mean I'm actually starting to believe that John Kerry was just….

Cuba was fantastic, at least just in terms of... Not to romanticize or glorify it, but just seeing a place that had not really been touched by the ha….

You collapse a few times, and you put your head in your hands, and you say, "Oh my god, how am I gonna get through this?" You have a few of those nig….

The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy..

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are..

I do think comics are a dying art form because newspapers are a dying medium. But it's not to say that in the next generation, where there's people g….