I was raised by a single dad, so I've always just kind of liked "guys" stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in..

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men..

I really do know football..

Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don't want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I'm super-grateful..

I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd..

I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop..

But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from..

After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think thi….

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass..

No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it. So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comf….

Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail..

Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough..

Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish..

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do..

I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse..

Karaoke is the great equalizer..

I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic..

I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they're already dead and they c….

I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney..

When I was young I thought, 'Yeah, people don't see, they're not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am'. And the guys that mentored me we….

I think diversity in television is important. It's not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity, but I think what diversity bri….