I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they're already dead and they c….

Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands..

But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from..

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married..

Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone..

I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side,….

I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person's interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my g….

I really do know football..

I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd..