Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail..

I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse..

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men..

I am absolutely a Giants fan and I'm a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time..

I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney..

I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually D….

I like grown up comedy..

After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think thi….

Karaoke is the great equalizer..

I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn't do anyt….

Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don't want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I'm super-grateful..

I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don't tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards. When I was….

Comedy is ugly. It's honest, it's raw..

One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I've always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my a….

Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish..

I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass..

I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop..

I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic..

Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be. So what I would say to other people is to just em….

I was raised by a single dad, so I've always just kind of liked "guys" stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in..

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do..