I don't know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things - whereas ….

I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a ….

Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter..

Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be. So what I would say to other people is to just em….

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men..

I was raised by a single dad, so I've always just kind of liked "guys" stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in..

I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do..

I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they're already dead and they c….

I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being's fibers need to hit the gym..

I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way. I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to….

Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands..

But I love stand-up, and it's where I came from creatively, so it's something I never want to walk away from..

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married..

I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander..

TV always wants more people to be watching..

Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone..

I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side,….

I'm just myself, so I don't know that I think of myself as a nerd icon..

I'm just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can. I've just got to be myself and hopefully peop….

I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person's interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my g….

I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day..