I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was the color of white lined paper, an….

Well people love to go dirty and stuff like that. It's funny, because even really dirty things can kind of inspire, but all things inspire really dir….

Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals ….

Creativity is connected to your passion, that light inside you that drives you. That joy that comes when you do something you love. That small voice ….

I've said this before, that, when you're in school and you're the class clown, men are really good at making fun at other people and women are really….

I believe great people do things before they are ready..

Nobody looks stupid when they are having fun..

You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you are or how good people think you look..

I think the hardest thing is to know what you want, ask for it, and then to stop talking..

When something feels really big, too big to handle, just go very small. Just go real small, just look at the person next to you and look in their eye….

When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray..

Most authors liken the struggle of writing to something mighty and macho, like wrestling a bear. Writing a book is nothing like that. It is a small, ….

I like to do things that challenge me and make me nervous..

Nice manners are the secret keys to the universe..

Ladies like improv stilts, and I think men like improv giant cocks. But one of the great things about improv is that you get to play some roles you'd….

I had already made a decision early on that I would be a plain girl with tons of personality, and accepting it made everything a lot easier. If you a….

My idea of the perfect exercise class is this: The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, “You did it! You showed up! Let’s lie down.” We all lie down ….

Do work that you are proud of with your talented friends..

It's not communism, it's shouldn't be that everybody gets a try no matter how good or bad they are. It's our profession and our art, so we should eve….

Anger and embarrassment are often neighbors..

Vulnerable people are powerful people. Opening your heart and sharing it means you're going to get so much love in your life. and it's the way to tru….