Girls, if a boy says something that isn't funny, you don't have to laugh..

The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings..

I'd say any good set or any comedy that I've worked on, that's worked, has been comedians pitching ideas back and forth to each other. A lot of like,….

I find my relationships at 40-plus are really emulsified, juicy relationships because you have more of a sense of who you are and who you want to be ….

President Bush on Monday defended U.S. interrogation of terrorists, saying 'We do not torture.' He added, 'We freedom electrocute.'.

I find that, in general, the amount of sharing men do with each other in one year is about the same as what I share with my female friends while we w….

We were also performing. We'd give them a list of, like, 'Here's how we want to be introduced' They'd be like, 'Great' And then 5 minutes later they'….

Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with..

I want girls to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and shriveled. (The American ….

You deserve love and you'll get it..

I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not s….

That is the motto women should constantly repeat over and over again. 'Good for her! Not for me.'.

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch..

I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday..

There's nothing like watching a live performance of, frankly, anything. You have to make sure that people believe everything is improvised. I could n….

If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else..

Reading was a way to make friends or enemies, a way to discover how all these different people exist in the world and to rub shoulders with them. The….

I think going from laughing to crying to laughing to crying - making those quick turns adds years to your life..

If the goal is doing good stuff and working with your friends ... if you’re doing that then you’re succeeding..

Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces..

The minute anyone makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it..