If boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh..

We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third..

Being snubbed is not always a bad thing at awards shows because you end up getting a lot of people coming up to you and telling you how great you are..

It's easier to be brave when you're not alone..

Just breathe. Sometimes you're only a few breaths away from feeling better..

It likes it when you don’t depend on it. It will reward you every time you don’t act needy. It will chase you if you act like other things (passion, ….

I don’t really believe in cars, but I drive one every day and I love that it gets me places and makes life so much easier and faster and I don’t know….

When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening..

Decide what your currency is early. Let go of what you will never have. People who do this are happier and sexier..

You learn early as an actor that creating your own material is the only way to have any control..

I have withdrawal pains about not getting to work the people (on the show)..

You have to remember that goodbyes are temporary because no one ever really leaves and nothing lasts forever. People are always with us, because they….

Earlier today former Vermont Governor Howard Dean became the new head of the Democratic National Committee -- no word on who will be the neck..

As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your own. Find a….

Hey, guess what? Turns out the free market? Not so free. Wall Street was hit hard Monday when Lehman Brothers filed for bankruptcy, Merrill Lynch was….

I get a bit nervous because I just want the show to go well. I think you always have to be a little bit nervous, or else you're a little checked-out,….

I grew up watching skating all the time in the Olympic stuff..

Always remember your kid's name..

If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties..

I don't watch a lot of comedy. For relaxation and escape, I watch shows about how people survive bear attacks. Or old episodes of 'Law and Order,' th….

If you do a scene and you really like a character in it or a premise in it to write it down and to work on it so that you can have five or six charac….