We [with Les Charles] started talking about hotel stories, and we found that a lot of the action was happening in the hotel bar. We actually thought ….

Any time you talk to anyone about something that they love, they're, like, their most beautiful. It's a cool gift to get to talk to people about what….

Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone, or you….

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do..

I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts..

Well, the first thing we do is take our brain out and put it in a drawer. Stick it somewhere and let it tantrum until it wears itself out. You may st….

I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler..

Sleep and I do not have a good relationship. We have never been good friends. I am constantly chasing sleep and then pushing it away. A good night's ….

You become more attractive when you love yourself. You ATTRACT the right things when you have a sense of who you are..

The truth is, writing is this: hard and boring and occasionally great but usually not..

A person's tragedy does not make up their entire life. A story carves deep grooves into our brains each time we tell it. But we aren't one story. We ….

I don't think a man who is fifteen years younger than me should tell me he is proud of me unless he is my sober coach or my time-travel dad..

I have realized that mystery is what keeps people away, and I've grown tired of smoke and mirrors. I yearn for the clean, well-lighted place. So let'….

I love saying 'yes' and I love saying 'please.' Saying 'yes' doesn't mean I don't know how to say no, and saying 'please' doesn't mean I am waiting f….

Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College..

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center..

A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there..

It's very hard to watch comedy for me, when I'm doing a comedy show, because I either watch a show and I love it, and I'm jealous, or I watch a show ….

However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, 'I'm just crying because of how wrong you are.'.

Don't think. Get out of your head. Stop planning and just go..

[At Boston College] I started working on the kinds of skills that you need for comedy. It's about being creative and learning to use your gift for be….