We have to agree beforehand to divide the funniest lines between us. But Tina [Fey] is so brilliant that I just love every moment working with her an….

Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humble places where other people see nothing. Continue to share your heart with people even if it's been….

The French have launched their own version of Google, called Quaero. You just type in the subject you're interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it….

I think the days of putting your feet up when you're pregnant are long gone. Women who are nine months pregnant now have to work till the bitter end ….

I am a firm believer that every few years one needs to shake one's life through a sieve, like a miner in the Yukon. The gold nuggets remain. The rest….

Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used..

If you're a good improviser, you improvise well enough that people think that you're doing a sketch..

My phone is trying to kill me. It is a battery-charged rectangle of disappointment and possibility. It is a technological pacifier..

Be easy on yourself. Have fun. Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to….

Sleep helps you win at life..

I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is..

It’s never overreacting to ask for what you want and need..

It takes years as a woman to unlearn what you have been taught to be sorry for..

I think we should stop asking people in their 20s what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't want to do. Instead of asking students….

In conclusion, I invite the media to all grow a pair. And if you can't, I will lend you mine..

We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?.

What I like about all these giant superhero movies is that they speak to the issues that I'm dealing with - working mother and time management and ho….

Because of various security lapses, some senators are calling for a probe of the security at the offices of the Department of Homeland Security. The ….

When I began doing theatre in high school I saw that I could get laughs from people but I didn't really connect that to going on and becoming a comed….

When you feel scared, hold someone's hand and look into their eyes. And when you feel brave, do the same thing. You are all here because you are smar….

Both conservatives and liberals watch 'Parks and Recreation,' and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. 'SNL' was totally diffe….