If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner..

Being kind is more important than being right..

I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself..

I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done..

We've sent a man to the moon and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week but for s….

Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!.

Person-to-person, most people are honest..

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not..

I never understood retirement. What is the attraction of retirement? I go down there to Florida and look around and I said, my God, who wants this? N….

No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own..

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president..

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher..

It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything..

Walking is good for the soul..

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch..

I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare let the day ….

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class..

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes..

The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a remote forest area with lights….

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done..

The only thing that really bugs me about television's coverage is those damn women they have down on the sidelines who don't know what the hell they'….