The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a remote forest area with lights….

I don't differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural..

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran..

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong..

I am interested in details. If you go into anything far enough, you get into the details of it, and people turn out to be interested in what makes th….

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you think..

I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does..

We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers. More college graduates ought to become plumbers or electricia….

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way..

Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us..

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If ….

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tel….

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes betwee….

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them..

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I'v….

Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!.

I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself..

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president..

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes..

I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand..

Being kind is more important than being right..