If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie..

Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end..

Tell me again how much you agree with me..

No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas..

Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all..

We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon..

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be..

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others..

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other..

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy..

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment..

It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another..

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it..

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are..

I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy.

Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together..

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first write….

The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself..

Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them..

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope..