By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated..

It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both..

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth..

By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself..

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities..

To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target..

I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general..

Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living..

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings..

I want to appreciate you now, and avoid the rush..

There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco..

What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me..

Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it..

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry..

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem..

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain..

My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out..

I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things..

My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself..

I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective..

It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick..